Oh do policemen sing? I heard a person cryWe can do anything I heard the forcereplyOh do policemen sing? Yes when they're in themoodAnd when their truncheons swing That's when they're in themoodIt's true because I never argue with a rozzerNever show him insolence, confidence'Cos who supplies the evidence it's not your mother or yourlover or your best friends dogOh do policemen dream? Yes when they're fastasleepAnd when policemen dream It proves they're fastasleepOh do policemen sing? Yes if they've got thetimeAnd when they sing for you? Just tell them they'resublimeDon't get stymied, don't say bloody hell or blimeyDon't complain if your beans aren't warmOh do policemen sing? Oh yes extremely wellHaven't you heard the Welsh? They really do excelAnd are policeman gay? Depends on what you meanThey are not lewd or queer But they all dig thequeenOpen ended, 'specially when you're apprehended, taken inand...Our law and order's never, never, never, never, never gonnabreak downOur law and order's never, never, never, never, never gonnabreak downOur law and order's never, never, never, never, never, nevergonna break down