Thiang:To prove we're not barbariansThey dress us up like savages!To prove we're not barbariansWe wear a funny skirt!Ah...............h!Wives:To prove we're not barbariansThey dress us up like savages!To prove we're not barbariansWe wear a funny skirt!Thiang:Western People Funny,Western People Funny,Western People Funny,Of that there is no doubt,They feel so sentimentalAbout the Oriental,They always try to turn usInside down down and upside out!Wives:Upside out and inside down!Thiang:To bruise and pinch our little toes-Our feet are cramped in leather shoes-They'd break if we had brittle toes,But now they only hurt!Ah...............h!Wives:To bruise and pinch our little toesOur feet are cramped in leather shoes,They'd break if we had brittle toes,But now they only hurt!Western People Funny!Western People Funny!Western People Funny!Too funny to be true!Thiang:They think they civilise usAh.....Whenever they advise usTo learn to make the same mistakeThat they are making too! .............h!All:THEY MAKE QUITE A FEW!