I am original DJ Jazzy Jay from   The mighty mighty Zulu Nation   First off, I'm gonna say my name is   Original scratch creator Grand Wizard Theodore      For those who don?t know, I started back out in the '74   Afrika Bambata, Disco King Mario   Cool Herc, Grand Master Flash   And you know some of the pioneers   That did it back then, ya know      Hip hop is universal man, it all depends upon what ya do it   Hip hop is like what you call a bastard child of   A lot of different forms of music   I just feel good, that a lot of our bands are like   Are like, recognizing, ya know, the culture      We used to play these beats because   They used to drive us on the dance floor   And people don?t really know that as a rock record   Until like the guitars come in and stuff like that      We didn?t have no hip hop beats back in the days   We had to take it from everywhere, we can get it from   Its just trying to take it to another level   That what keeps the music new and keeps it fresh      As far as, ya know, rock is concerned man   I think rock is, ya know, a big part of hip hop man   Rock helped influence hip hop   Hip hop helped influence the world      La la la   La la la   La la la      Shh, yeah, hey   Shh, you hear me   Okay, listen      Yo, it's like a triple stage darkness, listen and drift   Every muscle in your skin starts to shake and shift   You can hate the gift but my phrase is dazed   Ya click spray your face when I spit, I mean it   You're just too conceited, repeatin' and repeatin'   You're a thugged out gangsta pimp 'till you believe it      Seems like there's too much pock, we don't need it   I'm cool on your heat, you can keep it   It's not a big secret, this is a game you can't win   You're singin' the same thing   Though we're bringin' the yen   So just close your eyes and pretend again   That your skin isn't as thin   As the skin you're in bitch      Give me a second just to spell it out   So nobody can twist what I'm talkin' about   I don't have to fake anything I feel because   We both know every word is real      So give me a second just to spell it out   So nobody can twist what I'm talkin' about   I don't have to fake anything I feel because   We both know every word is real      Right about now, the funk soul brother   Check it out now, the funk soul brother   Right about now, the funk soul brother   Check it out now, the funk soul brother      I got the skills of titanium, straight to the cranium   Try to play me, and we could go to war like Iranians   The deep cat, I speak rap   As long as the beat phat, my shit'll be off the meat rack      Lord Finesse, don?t harass the guards   Spit four bars and piss on, like half your squad   So the savage, I don?t gave batch   I don?t harass if you niggaz   Playin' Russian roulette with automatics      See, on the street, I'm top in rank   Three words, when I get the dice, stop the bank   Bet against me, you get your cash to me   My street team, promote nothin' but ass whoopins      Hard headed, handsome boys, the lost niggaz   The type that sport the chicks on their arm like John Ritter   The bomb niggaz, being stabbing the third   Better play like Jehovah witness, just spreadin' the word      This sky opens wide, swallowing again   Once I am inside, I?m lost and can?t pretend   These pictures in my mind are not a part of me   These memories all the time till I can hardly breathe   I can hardly breathe, I can hardly stop the memories      Nothing I can say or do   Will take away what I?ve been through   What you were is what I?ve come to be   Nothing you can say to me   Will take away these memories   What you were is what I?ve come to be      La la la   La la la   La la la      {They taught me to look beyond   The superficial at the Handsome Boy Modeling School   One of the things that I look for in a woman is you know, personality   And I look for a sense of humor   And you know knockers, I'm just kidding   Like I said, I, I used to look at a woman   You know, chestal area first}      {I mean, the things that I look for now   Is that I look for a woman with money   I look for a woman with long legs   Whereas before I used to focus on, knockers or}      {Wait one second my illegitimate son is here   Yes, yes son, you want one of these?   Well, you have to go to the Handsome Boy Modeling School   Where you can get one okay?   Okay, daddy's got to work some more now   You go back over there and sit in the trailer}