(Betcha Didn't Know That)it started at a bus stop in the Middle Of Nowhere    Sitting beside me was a man with no hair    From the look on his face to the size of his toes    He comes fdom a place that nobody knows    Maybe I'm hallucinating, hyperventilating    Letting this big-toed bald man sitting here tell me about the sky    Maybe I'm hallucinating, hyperventilating    If you asked me now then I couldn't tell you why       (Chorus)    I've been sitting here too long by a man from milwaukee    He's been talking to long on his yellow walkie-talkie    He's been talking to Mars but I think he's wacky    He says they'll come get him, come get him some day       He says where he's from is called albertane    there they use more than 10% of the brain    But you couldn't tell it from the way they behave    they run around in underwear and they never shave    Or maybe I'm hallucinating, hyperventilating    If you asked my now then I couldn't tell you why    (repeat Chorus)    (Zac) This is Mother Bird calling Baby Bird    Baby Bird come in, Baby Bird    For the love of Pete, come in!    This is Baby Bird...Sorry I was watching Court TV    Do you copy? Do you copy?    Of course we copy...24 hours a day...in color!    You wouldn't believe me if i told you the rest    the man sitting by me who was barely dressed    He flew off to Milwaukee, or perhaps Albertane    And left me at the bus stop just barely sane    I've been sitting here too long thinkin' about Milwaukee    I've been talking too long on my yellow walkie-talkie    I'm talking to Mars, you may think that I'm wacky    I know they'll come get me, come get me someday    I know they'll come get me and take me away    I know they'll come get me, come get me someday    If not tomorrow then maybe today