Lookin' out in the crowd, I see a lot of hotties   Tell me, which of you will be my mommy?   Don't be shy, come over, put it on me   Spark it up and pass it all around me      We got drinks, anything and food out for the starving   Thank you all for coming to my party   Don't be shy mix it up but come and lay it on me   Oh, oh, oh, ooh      Pick up the phone to solid gold   Making the hits to get the story told   We all got a heavy load   But it won't get us down, no, no, no, no      Everybody got a DJ night   Rocking the chance for all their friends to climb   When it comes to closing time   Who you gonna crush with a drunken dial?      Hey, what? Who got a DUI out there?   Yeah, I know you all do   Because that's dialing under the influence   When you come home at night   And you had a little too much to drink   This is one thing, what? We all guilty      Sittin' alone in my room at home   Girl, come on pick up the phone   Keep the spot next to ya warm   I know I got my own ring tone      I've had a million DUIs   That's how I always win the prize   All the times I get denied   There's a hot little baby by my side      D, is the dial your fingers dance, give it to me   U, under the spell of romance, can you hear me, girl?   I, is the dangerous influence, I feel it, ahh   I'm the lonely man with a roaming bland      I'm resisting the urge and turning on the telly   Baby, don't you have something to tell me?   It's 4 A.M., my brain has turned to jelly   Come on, baby boy, pick up your celly      How long is this gone, girl? This cannot be healthy   I'm so wet, I have to get my wellies   Whenever you're near, you never get this filthy   It's because I'm greeting and your wealthy      Tip on the cotton candy bus   I win a soft tiger just for us   These are the broken promises   That I won't recall when the sun comes up      Everybody got a DJ night   Rockin' the chance for all their friends to climb   When it comes to closing time   Who you gonna crush with a drunken dial?      Sing it