(P. Lynott & J. Bain)      Dear Miss Lonely Hearts   I had to write this letter   To tell you how I came to meet her   She was sweet but I dated her sister   That's how I made my mistake   And I can't forget her      I felt depressed   'Til a friend of mine suggested   That I write to this address   So unless you can find a cure    For my loneliness   It will presist   It will presist      LONELY BOY   LOOKING FOR ANOTHER   LONELY GIRL   TO LOVE ONE ANOTHER   LONELY HEARTS   TURN TO EACH OTHER   LONELY SOULS      Dear Lonely Boy   I doubt if my reply will bring much joy   It seems from your letter that you lied   Or strongly implied   That you were satisfied   To take her sister by your side      I became distressed   At your total lack of tactfulness   So at best all I can suggest   Is that you resist and you put an end   To such thoughts of silliness      LONELY BOY   LOOKING FOR ANOTHER   LONELY GIRL   TO LOVE ONE ANOTHER   LONELY HEARTS   TURN TO EACH OTHER   LONELY SOULS      *guitar*      Dear Miss Lonely Hearts   I've got problems   You're the only one that I know that can solve them   I love a girl but I'm dating her sister   If I presist in my pursuit I will kiss her   Dear Lonely Girl   I doubt if this reply is gonna bring much joy   But you must not trust this boy   You must not lust this boy   Resist and do not kiss this boy      LONELY BOY   LOOKING FOR ANOTHER   LONELY GIRL   TO LOVE ONE ANOTHER   LONELY HEARTS   TURN TO EACH OTHER   LONELY SOULS      LONELY SOULS...      (In memory of the late, great Phil Lynott)