She owns a shotgun and a fourty-four   And a five-pound chihuahua named El Salvador   She likes to lie under the stars at night   And watch the sky as the plains pass by      You know that skirt's so short your eyes could bleed   Yes, she acts like she's a royal queen of modesty   She'll keep you guessing 'cause her eyes deceive   When you think you got it made   She's got the aces up her sleeve      She's so lovely   And she lets you believe what you want to believe   When she loves me   All you know she can do no wrong      You know she wants to buy a limousine   So she can always look important everytime she's seen   She's got a smile that you can't believe   And the junk in her trunk! It'll bring you to your knees      She's so lovely   And she lets you believe what you want to believe   When she loves me   All you know she can do no wrong      Oh no, she can do no wrong   Say, you know she can do no wrong   When she loves me      When she goes out with the girls at night   She won't be back until the dawn of the morning light   She quit her job at the sales and loan   Now she's working for the nation   Got a job in immigration      She's so lovely   And she lets you believe what you want to believe   When she loves me   All you know she can do no wrong      Oh no, she can do no wrong   Say, you know she can do no wrong   When she loves me