[Monty Python cover, Japan release only]      Some things in life are bad   they can really make you mad   Other things just make you swear and curse   When you're chewing on life's gristle   don't grumble, give a whistle   And this will help things turn out for the best   and...      Always look on the bright side of life   Always look on the bright side of life      If life seems jolly rotten   There's something you've forgotten   And that's to laugh and smile and dance and sing      When you're feeling in the dumps   Don't be silly chumps   Just purse your lips and whistle, that's the thing   and...      Always look on the bright side of life   Always look on the bright side of life      For life is quite absurd   And death's the final word   You must always face the curtain with a bow      Forget about your sin   Give the audience a grin   Enjoy it, it's your last chance anyhow      Always look on the bright side of death   Just before you draw your terminal breath      Life's a piece of shit   When you look at it   Life's a laugh and death's a joke, it's true      You'll see it's all a show   Keep 'em laughing as you go   Just remember that the last laugh is on you   and...      Always look on the bright side of life   Always look on the bright side of life   [repeat till end]      I mean, what have you got to lose?   You know, you've come from nothing,   you're going back to nothing!   What have you lost?   Nothing!