Jesus and I, we met at school    When I first saw him, I thought what a fool    A silly hippie, with dirty long hair    But judge the outside, no that isn't fair       [Chorus]   Hello, hello, my name is Jesus    Yes, that's what he said    Hello, hello, my name is Jesus    Don't you believe that?       Jesus and I became close friends    We smoked pot and played in several bands    When I first saw him, I thought what a fool    But now I know that he is really cool       Jesus told me he didn't like his name    People were laughing, everywhere he came    And at one day he changed his name    From now on Jesus was Mary Jane