It's not in the books    No teacher can tell you how    There is no ten-lesson-course to do it right    No limits set and no written law to keep    Everyone can join, it's a free flight       Stagediving is an art, let's keep it that way    Stagediving means jumping, and not just stay    Stagediving is an art, let's keep it that way    So stupid macho assholes, get out of my way       It's a beautiful feeling, a social kind of thing    So many people having so much fun together    Get on the stage, look around and jump back    Nothing more, nothing less, respect will    do the rest       Stagediving is an art, let's keep it that way!    Stagediving is an art, don't make it a fart!