Fred was on a party to have beer and some fun    And this party was the place it all begun    He met this quite, little, old, lovely granny    Boozing like hell, that was really funny    She offered him a drink and made a little talk    But two hours later Fred didn't know how to walk    Fred was drunk and granny too Fred told granny "I think I love you"       [Chorus]   The granny, the granny got 'm drunk    Isn't that really punk? The granny got 'm drunk    Fred the cola-junk The granny, the granny got 'm drunk    Isn't that really punk? The granny got 'm drunk    That old boozing-junk       The granny kept talking and Fred kept drinking    Knowing that tomorrow his room was stinking    She wanted him to dance and he said oke    Don't think about tomorrow just life today    Fred couldn't dance but the granny didn't care    Because she was drunk too and she was a little rare    And then at one moment, a beer to far    Fred was so drunk, he couldn't find the bar       Monday morning at six o'clock    His head was feeling just like a rock    It was late last night, he knew for sure    So stay in bed today that's the only cure    He couldn't get up he felt so bad    His puke was yellow, black and red    Fred didn't ever see the granny again    That quite, little granny called him a man