Welcome to the record    I hope you like it    I made music in my bedroom    And then i miced it    If you see me around at school    Tell me that you thought it was kind of cool    My name is forrest and im tall and lanky    The girls always tell me 'homie, you so stanky'    I've worn these jeans for the last four weeks    I've been too busy with my rhymin techniques       Welcome to the record    I know you'll like it    I brought this football    So that i could spike it    If you see me rhymin and stealin    Tell me good vibes is what you feelin    My name is jesse and i'm hot and steamy    Ladies always tell me 'jesse, you so dreamt'    I made these jeans look the way they do    And i'm corporate spronsered so i do the dew      H to the E to the L L O   Hellogoodbye on the microphone   G double O D B Y E ive got no rhythm and i can't sing.(x2)