I'm not a popstar today!   I'm an artist; I'm Rolf Harris!   I'm not a popstar today!   I'm Paul Daniels; I am small, I am bald with a bird called Debby McGee!      (Laughter)      I've gone a bit mad today!   I've gone bonkers!   I've gone loopy!   I've gone a bit mad today!   I've gone mental!   I went cuckoo!   I think I'm a touch insa-a-a-a-ane!      Shall we do it again?      I'm not a popstar today!   I'm a farmer; I'm Old MacDonald!   I'm not a popstar today!   I'm a footballer with big boots, hairy legs and a big, massive muscly chest!      (Laughter)      I've gone a bit mad today!   I've gone bonkers!   I've gone loopy!   I've gone a bit mad today!   I've gone mental!   I went cuckoo!   I think I'm a touch insa-a-a-a-ane!      I'm not a popstar today!   I'm -beep- -beep-!   I go (Laughter)!   I'm not a popstar today!   I'm Knight Rider! I've got a big car, that talks to me and twiddles my hair when I'm on the beach!      Goodnight!      (Alright boys, wrap it up now...)