I'm sittin' with Nelly   in front of the telly   I'm fillin' my belly    with a bottle of wine   goin' with Kelly    to the cross-country rally   up to Chez Nelly   straight down the line      Just say she ain't mine   & I'll beat you to gelly   it's a hit on the head   with a knock of the knuckles   it's a bucket full of tears   & it's a sea full of rain      goin' down the valley   tryin' to screw Grace Kelly   go for her gelly   she's handlin' mine   sittin' with Sally   ridin' with Smelly   fillin' my belly    with a bottle of wine