I may have played for the home team    Yeah, I play all sides of the field    I swing my dick on both sides of the fence    I'm a friend of Dorothy       I have a well-earned reputation for being very well-hung... right       Wrong, yeah, wrong direction    Lost, yeah, I'm lost again       The light's on upstairs but nobody is home    I'm possibly mildly retarded    Now I'm appearing in porno films and wearing a chicken suit       And I'm a rude, crude, selfish stuck-up snot who possibly prefer myself       Wrong, yeah, wrong direction    Lost, yeah, I'm lost again