Hey!    Someone asked if I was straight or gay    Hey!    Someone asked if I would drink the very next day       I wanna keep all doors ajar    What differs a pub from a bar?       Hey!    Is moustaches a thing of today?       If golf really a sport?    Nipples, how come I have those?    What's up with that?       I dunno       Hey!    Does the pope wear a funny hat?    Hey!    What's the odour of a smelly rat?       Is religion    a good excuse    to brutalize and abuse?       Hey!    Can I sing any worse than this?       If golf really a sport?    Nipples, how come I have those?    What's up with that?       I dunno