Told my friend a joke    Sure enuff he didn't get it    Threw my dad a bone    But the fucker didn't fetch it    Held a kid for ransom    But noone cared to cough up    Brought me home some bacon    But noone cared to fry it       Scumbag - Get off my fuckin' dick    Scumbag - You make me fuckin' sick       Scumbag - Get off my fuckin' dick    Scumbag - You make me fuckin' sick       Drove my parents nuts    And the idiots plan to stop me    Broke some assholes nose    But he laughed and said he loved it    Asked a hooker for a nickle    But the slut couldn't spare it    Sucked my mama's dick    And she pretended not to like it       Scumbag - Get off my fuckin' dick    Scumbag - You make me fuckin' sick       Scumbag - Get off my fuckin' dick    Scumbag - You make me fuckin' sick       Fed up fed up fed up