Down in old Tijuana town   There's this happy honkin' sound,   Something you just can't put down   It's the world renown Tijuana Taxi cab.   So, you're not impressed you say   With a beatup Chevrolet   But that driver man Jose    Knows his way around Tijuana town.       Hey, ya wanna swing (You just tell Jose)   Have yourself a fling (What-cha wanna play)   Meet some pretty thing? (Any time you say)   Livin' like a king! (Long as you can pay)       Picture post cards 'n' hot tequila   French perfume, man, from Venezuela    When you're on a Tijuana Taxi ride!   Give those bulls a great big hand,   Love that mariachi band,   But the best thing in the land   Is that hand-me-down Tijuana Taxicab      Hey, ya wanna swing (You just tell Jose)   Have yourself a fling (What-cha wanna play)   Meet some pretty thing? (Any time you say)   Livin' like a king! (Long as you can pay)       Picture post cards 'n' hot tequila   French perfume, man, from Venezuela    When you're on a Tijuana Taxi ride!   So you swing and go for broke   Not a penny in your poke   Got no cigarettes to smoke   But ya had your fling, the pretty thing   And ev’ry-thing is ring-a-ding. O-le!