Ant: Well, mate. Well, that's, that's our first album...   Dec: That seems to be it, man.   Ant: That's - what do they call it - a wrap, mate.   Dec: That's a wrap.   Ant: Literally!   Dec: Literally?   Ant: Yes, well that's our first album done, mate!    Dec: Right, yeah.   Ant: Well done!   Dec: I, I, I, I can't, I can't believe...   Ant: I can't believe you're stuttering like that...   Dec: I can't believe we've broke The Beatles' record, mate.   Ant: What? What's that?   Dec: Well, they did their first album in 14 hours, do you know that?   Ant: Yeah.   Dec: I didn't believe it was possible to do an album in 37 and a half minutes!   Ant: Actually, it is, mate.   Dec: I, I, I'm just amazed...   Ant: No, no, I think, I think Peter Gabriel done his in 32.   Dec: Awww...   Ant: So we haven't even broke the record, at all have we?   Dec: He's just beaten us then.   Ant: Eh? Eh?   Dec: Hey, but I think we've done well though!   Ant: Yeah it's, it's, you know, you know I'm pleased...so what you gonna do now then?   Dec: Erm...I think I'll go...   Ant: Apart from change that shirt, maybe, because I've been in this recording studio for, what, 30 minutes? 30 odd minutes? It's beginning, I didn't wanna bring it up, mate, but it's beginning to smell a bit.   Dec: Thanks Ant. Erm, I dunno, I think I'll go back to...   Ant: No, no, you're not even gonna tell us if you're gonna change the shirt or not?   Dec: Yeah I'll change the shirt...   Ant: And have a wash, too?   Dec: I'll put on me uniform for me proper job, actually.   Ant: What's your proper job?   Dec: I erm, I collect the trolleys at Tescos.   Ant: Do you?   Dec: Yeah.   Ant: I'm a, I'm a, I'm a milkman.   Dec: Really?   Ant: Yeah. Very exciting, it's true what they say, you know.   Dec: What's that then?   Ant: It's true what they say about milkmen.   Dec: That you get lots of free milk?   Ant: Yeah. I do.   Dec: Cool. Brilliant. But, erm...   Ant: The old people round near mine are really pleased.   Dec: Yeah.   Ant: Yeah. Hello Thomas, there's your pint. Hello Esther, there's your pint. You know, it's a daily round every morning, mate, after me normal round, it's a daily round...   Dec: Well, Anthony!   Ant: Yeah...I'm sorry, you know, you see, that's why I don't even tell anyone! 'Cause they're not even interested!   Dec: We should carry on this conversation later on...   Ant: OK, OK. OK!   Dec: But, erm, so what do you think people are gonna make of all this then?   Ant: I, I don't know, I don't know, I enjoyed it though, surely, I mean, you know...   Dec: I've enjoyed it too, but you know, how are people gonna take it?   Ant: What d'you mean?   Dec: Well, how're they gonna, how're they...   Ant: They're (whistles) ooh, what's that guy's problem?   Dec: But are they gonna like it?   Ant: What?   Dec: The album?   Ant: Well I hope so. I mean, or all this hard work's been in vain! All this 37 minutes has been in vain, mate! Did we say 37?   Dec: 37, yeah!   Ant: Ah right! OK!   Dec: Don't mention the 3 weeks it did take though!   Ant: (Laughs)   Dec: Err, yeah, 37 and a half minutes!   Ant: Yeah, right. Er, yeah, I hope so, mate, I hope so. You know, I mean I hope for your sake.   Dec: Well I might see you round Tesco sometime, mate.   Ant: Yeah, I mean, I mean that's it now, isn't it?   Dec: Erm, actually we've got a bit of bad news to stick on the end of here for everybody that's listening to the CD.   Ant: Yeah.   Dec: This is actually the err, the last professional engagment me and Ant are actually erm...   (Recording studio door opens)   Cleaner: That's it, mind out the way boys.   Dec: Oh sorry, love.   Ant: Sorry love.   Cleaner: You still 'ere?   Ant: We've got an interesting to thing to...   Dec: We've got an important...   Cleaner: Come on, mind out the way. I've gotta clean up in 'ere...   Ant: Please, please, no, no, love...love...   Dec: We've got an important...we've got an important...   (Scuffles)   Dec: We've got an important announcement to make.   Ant: Thanks for that extra biscuit at teatime!   Studio Operator: Hurry up, boys.   Ant: Anyway, anyway...   Dec: This is the last professional engagement we're gonna, err, engage in, and we actually are...   Studio Operator: Here, hurry up, boys!   Ant: We're, we're, the truth is we're splitting up...   Both: After this album.   Ant: So, this is our last album, so...   Dec: We just wanna thank everyone who supported us along the way...   Ant: It's our first and last so, err...   Dec: We are gonna, err, persue sort of careers now, both in television and in music, so we just want to thank everyone who supported us as a duo...   Ant: Yeah.   Dec: And a twosome.   Ant: So is this the last they'll hear of PJ & Duncan?   (Silence)   Both: PSYCHE!!   (Manic laughter)