Marcel lives in Wapping, the ducks are due his tapping   Marcel's got a houseboat on the Thames   There's grotesque decorations, eccentric demonstrations   Let's go down to Marcel's on the Thames      CHORUS:   Knock knock, sesame it's open, it's Alice in Wonderland   Marcel, Marcel   Can we come around, can we see you right away?   Can we come around? It's such a groovy day   Marcel, Marcel      Meet the oddest creatures with unfamiliar features   Greeks & Turks with clerks & lemon tyne   Men with long eyelashes & ladies with mustaches   On Marcel's creaking house, it's on the Thames      (chorus)      Gusters work for giving, the panda men are livin'   (repeat & fade):   Let's go down to Marcel's on the Thames