Mama likes to listen to the grand old gospel time   Daddy is a cowboy drinkin' beer and wine   Mama's in the kitchen standin' there all alone   She got Jesus on the radio and daddy on the phone      Daddy says, "Come on down to Tootsie's and have yourself a beer"   Mama's in the kitchen standin' there in tears   My mama love my daddy but it's breaking up our home   She got Jesus on the radio and daddy on the phone      Mama don't like drinkin' and she don't understand   Daddy's had a hard life, a deeply troubled man   It's honky tonk and gospel that's breaking up our home   She got Jesus on the radio and daddy on the phone      Daddy says, "Come on down"      I came home one evening, there was mama on her knees   Big old tears of gospel joy running down her cheeks   She says, "You don't have to worry, son, we are not alone   I got Jesus on the radio and Jesus on the phone"      Daddy says, "Come on down"