Adult, adult, adult education      Afternoon in the homeroom, they're about to let you go   And the locker slams on the plans you had tonight   You've been messing around with your boyfriend, maybe better left alone   There's a wise guy that you know who could put you right      In the lot, the boy that's idling by doesn't rev your heart   'Cause it's only lonely spots he shares with you   And the long halls and the gray walls are gonna split apart   Believe it or not there's life after high school   And that's why      The student body's got a bad reputation   What they need is adult education   You go back to school, is a bad situation   What you want is an adult education   Oh yeah      The teacher don't know about how to deal with the student body   And the underclassmen are flashing hot and cool   All your girlfriends care about the watch you wear and talkin' about it   Believe it or not there's life after high school   That's why      The student body's got a bad reputation   What they need is adult education   You go back to school, is a bad situation   What you want is an adult education   Oh yeah      They're calling it a preparation   You're waiting for a separation   You're nothing but another odd number   Memories that you won't remember      So you got a little education   And a lot of dedication   But you want a little night school   Maybe some of it will rub off on you      The boys are busy in the mirrors   Trying to imitate their heroes   You make it with a false surrender   More memories you won't remember      The senior with the junior Miss   I wonder what the junior wishes   That she could graduate to adult   That she could graduate to adult kisses      Adult education, adult education   Adult education is a bad situation   Adult education      Adult, adult, educate, educate, education   Adult, adult, adult, educate, educate, education   Adult, adult