Oh baby, you know you missed the fight   (he's a trouble maker, he's a trouble man)   Alligator wrecked the bar last night   (he's a trouble maker, he's a trouble man)   I guess he had fun, to some people fun is a drag   Gathers lady had to hitch a ride   (she's a trouble lady, to a trouble man)   She got picked up by some guys in some band   You'd never believe what they did to a fan   They found a 'c' on her back, and a lead guitar strap in her hand   "arrive down on n.t.c. in a blue ford van, wanted for the connection of the   Murder of a man"   Go johnny, do what you want to do   "hey, hey, blue. I here this johnny's band is red hot"   "alright let's check him out"   Go johnny, do what you want to do   So go, johnny   "don't you know I'm a man" (go, go, johnny)   *1-85 thru' the south land (johnny)   "and my fingers are cold, but my managers tan, so watch out"   (go, go johnny)   "on the road in a dangerous van" ( go, go, johnny)   Watch 'em burn thru the south land   With my axe in my hand, watch out , for   *johnny gore and the 'c' eaters band   "holy jesus, look at 'gator up there, he's got johnny gore on   Stage by his hair"   "come on guys, give the gators a hand. I paid two dollars   Just to see this ba, ba, band"   "and I ain't gonna let no loser, put the screw on the show"   "so give us a hand 'gators crazy you know"!   Go johnny, do what you want to do   "hey man, someone throw this dude out of here"   "don't give a damn about his old lady"   Go johnny, do what you want to do   So go johnny   "hey baby, don't you know I'm a man"!   So go johnny   *repeat*