I might get drunk and rob a bank,   shoot my car if it don't crank   Try to raise a little Cain,   mess the walls up with some paint   Might even join a rodeo,   ride my horse to Buffalo,   change my name to Bill -   I don't think I ever will   But I can't promise you I won't   Some people do, some people don't   Some people win, some people lose   Some people never get to choose   All you can do is the best you can   and hope things work out like you plan   I plan to stay but I might go   I can't say cause I don't know.   (Instrumental break)   I might become the president   and tell the world I'm heaven sent   Take up drinking cold iced tea,   quit watching women and tv   Might even smoke those cigarettes,   play my guitar like Dickey Betts   Get in miss Shania's pants -   I don't think I've got a chance   But I ain't sayin' I won't try   to do it all before I die   I just might win, but if I lose,   well I'll just blame it on the booze   Cause I'm just doin the best I can,   and I hope ya understand   I plan to stay, but I might go   and if I do, I told you so