Well, you're just in time to be too late   I tried to but I couldn't wait   And now I've got another date   So I won't be home no more      You're just in time to miss the boat   So don't take off your hat and coat   Be on your way, that's all she wrote   'Cause I won't be home no more      I stood around a month or two   And waited for your call   Now I'm too busy pitchin' woo   So come around next fall      I scratched your name right off my slate   And hung a sign on my front gate   You're just in time to be too late   And I won't be home no more      Well, you're just in time to turn around   And drive your buggy back to town   You looked me up, I turned you down   And I won't be home no more      You're just in time to change your tune   Go tell your troubles to the moon   And call around next May or June   'Cause I won't be home no more      I used to be the patient kind   Believed each alibi   But that's all done, I've changed my mind   I've got new fish to fry      Well, you're just in time to celebrate   The things you didn't calculate   You're just in time to be too late   And I won't be home no more