She's got the anger of a suffragette but she's crying a river   She's got the smile of a side show clown but she stands and delivers   I'm drinking heavily to slur my stroll and to get some rhythm   I'm on the prowl but who would've thought that I couldn't pick up      Maybe you can help me, I am looking for someone to dance with   Baby, can't you help me, you know I hate dancing by myself      I see a looker with a neon top, so I started talking   She holds the wall up with a broken shoulder, so I started walking   I turn the corner and who do I spot, it's that girl from TV   I spilt my liquor and my buzz is gone and I stroll in easy      Baby, you can help me, I am looking for someone to dance with   Baby, can't you help me, you know I hate dancing by myself      She's got the anger of a suffragette but she's crying a river   She's got the smile of a side show clown but she stands and delivers   I'm drinking heavily to slur my stroll and to get some rhythm   I'm on the prowl but who would've thought that I couldn't pick up      Maybe you can help me, I am looking for someone to dance with   Baby, can't you help me, you know I hate dancing by myself      Maybe you can help me, I am looking for someone to dance with   Baby, can't you help me, you know I hate dancing by myself