They tried to conquer the world with guns   Like a horde of Huns that had to be removed   We used a secret weapon, we did it with a groove      They tried to conquer the world with administration   And make one nation but then they had to move   We made us a home built on a groove      They tried to conquer the world with kindness   And blind open mindedness like they had something to prove   They're on their own, Amen, we got the groove      They tried to conquer the world and call it art   So did Bonaparte now he hangs in the Louvre   It's not a museum piece this is the groove