Beehive hairdo, 45 on the hip   Patrolwoman Saunders, don't you give her no whip    Took me to the station for a breathtest    then back to the bedroom for some house-arrest       [CHORUS:]   Women in uniform, sometimes they look so cold    Women in uniform, but, Oh! They feel so warm    Coming back to London on a 747    Stewardess made me feel like I'm in heaven    Looking up the aisle to see what I could see    She leaned over said; Give it to me    White apron, brown leather shoes    The nurse at the clinic left my heart all bruised    Gave me a massage, sprained my right    Now she takes my temperature every night       [REPEAT CHORUS]      Women in uniform, Women in uniform    Women in uniform, Women in uniform    Commando raid on the Lebanese border    Sergeant Anita, she gives the order    Khaki jacket and a love gun    Baby, I surrender, let's have some fun       [REPEAT CHORUS]   [SOLO]   [REPEAT CHORUS]      Women in uniform, Women in uniform    Women in uniform, Women in uniform    Women in uniform, Khaki, white and blue    Women in uniform, coming after you    Women, women, Women in uniform    Women, women, Women in uniform       [REPEAT CHORUS (fading away)]