Here comes a time in every mans life   When he grows hair where it used to be bare      I know you're feeling weird, but you should be happy   You don't have a vagina, that would be crappy   Because periods suck (and commas rule! )   This is Sex Education, not grammar, fool!      When she gives you affection, you better wear protection   That skank might have an infection, are you paying close attention?   In Sex Ed, remember what you read   Just forget what the others have said   Get it through your head, use your brain before you go to bed      And it takes only one sperm cell to make a baby,   And if you think they are cute, then you must be crazy   Babies suck because they barf and poo and cry   They have the ability to pee in your eye   (OH MY GOD IT BURNS! )      And did we mention   The risk of getting STDs   Not just gross hookers have it   Even Dennis Rodman could get a bit   You don't know who Dennis Rodman is?   Well maybe you should watch more basketball   Wait a second this is not about sports   Quick fact! You can't get girls when you're wearing these shorts      When she gives you affection, you better wear protection   That skank might have an infection, are you paying close attention?   In Sex Ed, remember what you read   Just forget what the others have said   Get it through your head, use your brain before you go to bed      Your body is growing   You will get hairy   Your puny voice will start to change   And your no-no place will feel a bit strange   Your pits will stink   You'll get zits on your face   Without this knowledge you will scare girls away   So listen to this song every day