Straighten up your tie and comb your hair   Act as though you've spent your time alone   Wash away her lipstick from your collar   Get your lie the way you want it then come on home   Make sure there's no blond hair on your shoulder   Tear up the name and number of her phone   Smile and don't let on how much you shame me   Get your lie the way you want it then come on home   Come on home to me to the one who's number two   The one who throws away her pride to keep on loving you   I'll be waiting when you come back from the other love you've known   Get your lie the way you want it then come on home   Get your lie the way you want it then come on home