Well, I love the women   And I love them all the same   I love the women   And I love them all the same   I love the women   But not enough to give them my name      These women make a fool   Out of me, Lord out of me      I take a girl to dinner   She hangs around my neck   When I take a girl to dinner, Lord   She hangs around my neck   She pays the taxi   Also pays my check      These women make a fool   Out of me, Lord out of me      Well, she rubs my back with alcohol   Just to cure my cough   Well, she rubs my back with alcohol   Just to cure my cough   Well, I almost broke my back   Trying to lick the alcohol off      These women make a fool   Out of me, Lord out of me