Chances are    If you hear this song    You like your music loud   And your whiskey strong   Cause everybody    In this honky tonk   Has had a hard day      Chances are    If you're here tonight   You wanna forget about   Your 9 to 5   Tie one on    And let it fly   And that's okay      And even if    It's just tonight   We'll help you    Leave it all behind   Yeah      We'll take you down    To sweet home Alabama   And out    To hotel California   Show you    The bluest skies in Texas   And the green    Green grass of home      If you buy us a round   We won’t turn it down   Come on people   Give a hand   To the boys in the band      This song    Is like a crazy train   Or a wild ride    On a horse with no name   Take you    To another time or place   Or feeling      Like the first time    You fell in love   Of the last time    You got too drunk   And ended up    In the back of your truck   Just a singing      Even if it's just tonight   We'll help you    Leave it all behind   Yeah      You'll meet an angel    From Montgomery   Battle devil down    In Georgia   By the time    We get to Phoenix    You'll be    Rocky mountain high      If you buy us a round   We won't turn it down   Come on people   Give a hand   To the boys in the band      If you buy us a round   We won’t turn it down   Come on people   Give a hand   To the boys in the band      I'll give a hand   To the boys in the band   Come on and give us a hand