Ask any young man in this town who is over thirteen   To tell you about the things and places he's seen   If he tells you somethin' bout women you haven't known   You can attribute his knowledge of anatomy to widow Jones   Well Jones-y was a gogo girl a little while before she married Sam   He fell into the river Jones-y said that's water over the dam   You say we oughta leave these matters to the good disgression of the law   But when you have a shape like widow Jones you have a lotta friends at City Hall   [ dobro ]   Well I don't bring her up because I think we should put her down   I just wanna shed some light on the truth in this town   These boys've learned things they couldn't've learned in our schools   And their parents can relax in knowin' that they're not all out in shootin' pool   Yeah Jones-y was a gogo girl...   Yeah the widow's got a lot friends at City Hall