Well, I've got a steady job that pays enough   A pretty good car that don't break down much   I've got a two-tone hound dog wagging his tail   Ed McMahon promising a million in the mail      Ought to be enough to see me through   But it don't mean nothing   If I ain't got you      I've got every eight track that Elvis ever made   Crank it up loud and dance the night away   I've got Chardonnay chillin' in the Frigidaire   A dozen ways of telling you how I care      Just out the window, there's a lover's moon   But it don't mean nothing   If I ain't got you      If I ain't got you   Baby, it's all in vain   If I ain't got you   Oh, it's like a honeymoon without champagne   A shiny set of rails without a train      Well, I've got a little dream about the rest of my life   Find a good man and be the perfect wife   Start a little family and watch it grow   Visit on Sundays after we get old      Make enough love to last a whole life through   But it don't mean nothing   If I ain't got you      If I ain't got you   Baby, it's all in vain   If I ain't got you   Oh, it's like a honeymoon without champagne   A shiny set of wheels without a train      I've got a doublewide heart with room for two   But it don't mean nothing   If I ain't got you   No it don't mean nothing   If I ain't got you