She'd never been there before    She'd never been there before    A young man asked her recently    To come and sit upon his knee    He tickled her in the ribs    And he filled her with delight    She'd never been there before    But now she goes there every night       Me sister Sue was always such a silly little goon    She never really understood the proper way to swoon    A young man asked her recently to sit upon his knee    When she at last consented she behaved so bashfully       She'd never been there before    She'd never been there before    She seemed so proud when Mr Brown    Began to bounce her up and down    He tickled her in the ribs    And he thrilled her with delight    She'd never been there before    But now she goes there every night       A friend of mine whose husband was a stingy little man    Resolved herself to work upon a good old fashion plan    While Willy was sleeping fast that night she said I'll take a chance    Got out of bed and dove into the pockets of Willy's pants       She'd never been there before    She'd never been there before    But she was awful pleased to see    That Willy was sleeping peacefully    She only took half a buck    And it filled her with delight    She'd never been there before    But now she goes there every night       One night a burly policeman was walking on his beat    He happened to shine his flashlight in the alley down the street    The cook was standing in the door she said oh deary me    I feel so terrible lonesome will you keep me company       He'd never been there before    He'd never been there before    He gave the cook a regular treat    Along with a lovely roast of meat    He tickled her in the ribs    And he filled her with delight    She'd never been there before    But now she goes there every night