John:   She don't like her eggs all runny   She thinks crossin' her legs is funny   She looks down her nose at money   She gets it on like the Easter Bunny   She's my baby, I'm her honey   I'm never gonna let her go      Iris:   He ain't got laid in a month of Sundays   Caught him once and he was sniffin' my undies   He ain't too sharp but he gets things done   Drinks his beer like it's oxygen   He's my baby, I'm his honey   I'm never gonna let him go      Chorus:   In spite of ourselves we'll end up a-sittin' on a rainbow   Against all odds, honey we're the big door-prize   We're gonna spite our noses right off of our faces   There won't be nothin' but big ol' hearts dancin' in our eyes      John:   She thinks all my jokes are corny   Convict movies make her horny   She likes ketchup on her scrambled eggs   Swears like a sailor when she shaves her legs   She takes a lickin' and keeps on tickin'   I'm never gonna let her go      Iris:   He's got more balls than a big brass monkey   A whacked-out weirdo and a love bugged junkie   Sly as a fox crazy as a loon   Payday comes and he's a-howlin' at the moon   He's my baby, I don't mean maybe   I'm never gonna let him go      (Chorus)      In spite of ourselves