When I was a little girlI used to watch the Smurfs,it was my favourite cartoon,My favourite character was Brainy,he always made me happy,But now not anymore''cos I, I hate you Brainy SmurfHe thinks he's right all the time,but being kiasu ain't a crime,So I modeled myself after Brainy,and now I'm hated and called dorky!And now my life sucks because ofBrainy SmurfI hate you Brainy SmurfI hate you 'cos you're kiasuI hate you 'cos you're blueI hate you 'cos you're youI hate youI JUST DO!And now my life sucks because ofBrainy Smurf!I hate you Brainy SmurfYou make me barfI hate you Brainy Smurf