I heard that you went out last night    And you looked beautiful just like a bat    Beneath the moonlight    I stayed home took a Vicodin...    Sometimes it's all that I can do    When I think about the president    How did he become the president?    And I stayed awake for a day or two    I thought about the world    Drank gin and watched the news    And there are some things I'll never understand    Why the country needs a God    And a woman needs a man       And you never write me letters    And you never sent my sweaters    So I could stay warm when I was without you    Without you I don't sleep    Just dream...       And I scratch these words into a black notebook    I wrote your name on top I knew you'd never look    I tried my best to fight the atmosphere    To think the happy thoughts    That leave the phone lines clear    I see Arizona stars from here    But Peter Pan is miles away       And you never write me letters    And you never sent my sweaters    So I could stay warm when I was without you    Without you I don't have...    A place that's safe from all the monsters    That hide in my head and sing me to sleep (sleep)    This is the last straw...       This is the last straw she said    And I won't wait for you forever    While you run around like JFK    You watched that poor girl    Waste the best years of her life    And I'll be damned if I am going out    I will not go out that way!       And you never write me letters    And you never sent my sweaters    So you could stay warm when I was gone    Without you I don't have...    A place that's safe from all the monsters    That hide in my head and keep me 'til dawn    And I think this is the last straw.