I went and wrote some parodies   Karl tried a little rock, put me on a stage   Keith sleps comedy, we threw him in the act   Bill adds some more soul and has a knack for chat   We're all four guys with many dreams   But God can help you focus these things   Music lyrics we rewrite   As long as we can take a tune and show the light   We're in a parody band   We're here to share with the fans   We've got a two-part style   We'll tell you part's Weird Al   The other part's Billy Graham   ]Four Aquafinas and soda pop   We're waiting for the van to return from the shop   Philadelphia late at night its battery died   The hotel we slept in it was highly priced   Now seeing as I'm waiting, I have a plan   Would you like to meet the boys in the band   I'm J.- Karl's the dude with the guitar on    And we've got Keith on the bass and Bill on drums   We're in a parody band   We're in a terrible van   We're comin' to your town   And if your car breaks down   We're good Samaritans, man   We're in a parody band   The Bible's there in your hand   You're thumbin' through your now   We'll help you start it out   With a one-year reading plan   We're in a parody band   We're into prayer and defense   We're from a two-sport town   Three if the Pirates count    It's just so rare that we win   We're in a parody band   We're at a charity dance   We're only two doors down   We know it's Shark Week now   But please come there if you can   We're in a parody band... whoo!   We're in Bob Flaherty's band... whoo!   Will this hilarity end... whoo!