All I said was--why are you so fat   If you don't want to be and all that   No big deal--I just want to know       Mind your own business--no I don't mean you   It's the table over there   I think they think I'm being rude   I'm not being rude--I just want to know       Then she said--you know   I'm gonna lose a lot of weight someday   I'll get some new clothes   I'll change my style   I'll cut my hair   I'll meet a lot of men   I'll have a lot of dates   I'll discriminate   I'll get myself together       And then I said--why not do it now   If you really want to be and all that   No big deal--I just want to know       Mind your own business--no I don't mean you   It's the table over there   I think they think I'm being rude   I'm not being rude--I just want to know       Then she said...       And then she leaned over to me   And she said--this is gonna sound weird   But the reason I don't do it now   Is I have this crazy fear   That I wouldn't know what to do   If a man thought I was... sexy or something       And then she leaned back   And I leaned back   And we didn't say very much after that