Robert Robert Robert   Down at the halfway house house    Robert down at the halfway house    He's livin' at the halfway house    The halfway house    You know the halfway house    It's got a ???    They put a cross on your back and you get real mean    Down at the halfway house    Robert (ha ha) at the halfway house    He's got a cross on your back    He's got roller skates and the're hitched up to his feet    He goes right down the street on the roller skates    They're from the halfway house    Ya' know this man Robert    He's no man he ain't no mouse    He's from the halfway house    Tell him he's from the halfway house    Now the doctor says good morning    And Robert looked up 'n he had blisters on his fingers    And the doctor said “Robert, Robert” he said “Robert”    “You are not the halfway house, the halfway house”    He's Robert from the halfway house