Everything reminds me of my dog   The guy in the store reminds me of my dog   Telephones remind me of my dog yoohoo   Taxicabs remind me too      If you remind me of my dog   We'll probably git along little doggie   Git along git along little doggie git a      Smiling at strangers reminds me of my dog   Better let them know you're friendly   The way people dress reminds me too   Pissing on their favourite tree   Sad things remind me of my dog   Cockroaches and other insects   Remind me too, don't eat them   The blank expression of the little boy   With thick glasses who picks   Himself up from the sidewalk   And stands there blinking in the sun   Ho oh      Like the man on the subway   Sitting across from me   And every time I looked at him he smiled   And by the time   I got to the end of the subway line   I 'd given him at least oh 25 cookies      Guys in bars remind me of my dog   The way it takes you so long   To choose the perfect table      If you remind me of my dog   We'll probably git along little doggie   Git along git along little doggie git a      Me and my ferocious dog   We're walking down the street   And everyone we meet says   "Ach yer a goot doogie   "Ach yer a goot doogie   "Ach yer a goot doogie      Except when we go for a walk   To get the Sunday paper   I stand there and read the headlines   He reads the wind   Sometimes he hits a funny smell and laughs   I hate it when he does that- I feel so dumb   What? what? I say      Everything reminds me of my dog   Beautiful things   Sunsets remind me of my dog   Gina go to your window   Einstein reminds me of me dog   I want to pat his fluffy head   This whole world reminds me of my dog   My dog reminds me of this whole world   Do I remind you of a dog? thump thump   I do? faster thump thump   Skyscrapers remind me of my dog   Sitting in the tall grass waiting for a rabbit      Guys in red cameros too   It's getting to be a habit   Artists remind me of my dog   Staking out their originality on the nearest tree   Old folks remind me of my dog   My dog reminds old people of their dogs   Barfy, Ruffo, Beanhead   Gina says I remind her of the dog   The that way I just did that   Golfers teeing off remind me of my dog   The way he sits by me and shifts on his front paws      What is it you want? look at it   Do you want to go for a walk? do you want a cookie?   Do you want me to dial the number for you?