You may say I am cynical, but I say man is flawed   He has a vague memory of like before some fall   Behaving like a reptile, but talks of walking tall   If God is in his image, the Almighty must be small      Swaggart has been caught with his trousers 'round his knees   After damning me and you to Hell for eternity   Sex and power and money is the prayer of these priests   They bribe their way past Heaven's gates and steal a set of keys      God only, God only, God only knows   God only, God only, God only knows   God only, God only, God only knows   God only, God only, God only knows      My Guru has been sleeping with adepts and with sheep   While I was fucking celibate, self-righteous in belief   Yesterday he was God, now he is a creep   We fell upon each other starving for belief      God only, God only, God only knows   God only, God only, God only knows   God only, God only, God only knows   God only, God only, God only knows      I speak in the name of God   I speak in the name of that White Haired   Old Man in the clouds, always a man   Dispensing lightening justice from His fingertips   Watching you every second of the day   Just waiting for you to fuck up      I speak in the name of God   I'm His intermediary   I'm a Mollah, I'm a Priest, I'm a Vicar   If you want to go to God   You have to come through me   Because my God is bigger than your God   My God is bigger than your God   My God is the only way      Is Heaven full, oh Lord, of these babbling preachers   All these self-righteous, self-appointed prophets   Because if so, I know where I'd rather be      Away from this cacophony   Away from this cacophony   Away from this cacophony   Cacophony, cacophony, cacophony   Cacophony, cacophony, cacophony      God only knows   God only knows