Ladies and gentlemen   Presenting, Her Royal Majesty      There she goes, Her Royal Majesty   She's the queen that broke my heart   I put her up, upon a throne   And now she's left me all alone and cryin'      There she goes, Her Royal Majesty   Wearin' my heart for a crown   Oh, let me tell you, everybody   How she made a fool of me, Her Royal Majesty      Now, would ya believe she acted oh, so sweet   Until she just had me kneelin' at her feet?   She got me to eat right from her little hand   Her smallest wish was my command      Well, there she goes, Her Royal Majesty   Marching off with someone new   Well, I believed she really loved me but now at last I see   I was the King Of Fools to Her Royal Majesty      Well, I believed she really loved me but now at last I see   I was the King Of Fools to Her Royal, Her Royal Majesty