Take all the money that we need for school   And to keep the street people in out of the cold   Spend it on a weapon you can never use   Make the world an offer that they can't refuse   Open up the door and let the shark-men feed   Hoover of the future in the land of greed   Sell the ponderosa to the japanese   Slap leather, head for that line of trees, yeah   Slap leather   Go on ron   Just about to go myself      Turn the whole wide world into a tv show   So it's just the same game wherever you go   You never meet a soul that you don't already know   One big advertisement for the status quo   As if these celebrities were your close friends   As if you knew how the story ends   As if you weren't sitting in a room alone   And there was somebody real at the other end of the phone, yeah   Squibnocket   Phone sex   Just about to dial your number      Get all worked up so we can go to war   We find something worth killing for   Tie a yellow ribbon around your eyes   Big mcfalafel and a side of fries   Yeah, big mcfalafel   Stormin' norman   I just love a parade   Slap leather   Phone love   Big mcfalafel   Just about to dial myself