We were so drunk last night   But we had that stupid fight   And you called me a useless selfish prick   So, I'm in a fix right now   And we'll measure the truth somehow   Love is a funny thing to me      Then you stormed out and grabbed your coat   While slamming shut the door   A ruthless move so cold   You left your keys inside the door      Can nothing I do, make you happy anymore   Nothing I say, put a smile onto your face   Can nothing I say, bring us back together   Nothing I do, put a smile onto your face, yeah oh      Well okay      Next day I called you back   And you called me a stupid twat   And then you were crying on the phone   You sounded so upset, you said   I wasn't the man you'd met   3 years and 7 months ago      I pleaded with her take me back   I'll change my sorry ways   So, tell me why mysteriously   I'm annoyed instead of shamed, oh      Can nothing I do, make you happy anymore   Can nothing I say, put a smile onto your face, oh   Can nothing I do, bring us back together   Can nothing I say, put a smile onto your face, oh      Mmm, yeah, yeah      I'm pondering it all after that call, I think it is clear   I am here, you're from another stratosphere   Oh, but all the things she said   They went around my head to come out my ear   And not before long, this stubborn soul thinks he done no wrong      As when the questions flut   Around my head like butterflies   My head spins at   Reflecting on another loves demise, oh      Can nothing I do, make you happy anymore   Can nothing I say, put a smile onto your face   Can nothing I do, bring us back together   Can nothing I say, put a smile onto your face, oh      All together   Ah 1, 2, 3