Rocky Racoon, he was a fool unto himself   For he would not swallow, his foolish pride   Mind you, coming from a little town in Minnesota,   It is not the kind of thing a young guy did   When a fellow went and stole his chick away from him.      Now, Rocky Raccoon checked into his room   Only to find Gideon's Bible   Rocky had come equipped with a gun   To shoot off the legs of his rival      His rival it seems had broken his dreams   By stealing the girl of his fancy.   Her name was Magil and she called herself Lil   But everyone knew her as Nancy.      Now she and her man who called himself Dan   Were in the next room at the hoe down   And Rocky burst in and grinning a grin   He said Danny Boy this is a showdown      But Daniel was hot, he drew first and shot   And Rocky collapsed in the corner.   (eugh)      Da la la dum ba dum da da (3x)    (eugh)   The doctor walked in stinking of gin   Proceeded to lie on the table   The doctor said "Rock, you met your match, Son."   Rocky said, no it's only a scratch   I'll be better soon Doc, I'll be better soon.       Well come on Rock, come on Rock.      Rocky Raccoon fell back in his room   Only to find Gideon's Bible   Gideon checked out and he left him no doubt   To hell with good Rocky's revival.   (yeah)      Da la la dum ba dum da da (6x)