When I was a boy about ten years old   I went swimmin' in the fishin' hole   Floatin' around in my birthday suit   When a friend turned over my inner tube   Said a four letter word, and my heart sank   When Mama snuck up and screamed from the bank       (Chorus)   Don't make me have to come in there   You'd rather tangle with a grizzly bear   You got about a minute to get out here   Don't make me have to come in there         Boy don't make me have to come in there   Barely sixteen when I borrowed me the car   Started to a movie, ended up at a bar   With a fake ID I got in   And ordered a round for all my friends   Took a little sip, then spit it on the floor   When I heard Daddy holler from the front door       (Repeat chorus)       Son don't make me have to come in there   Last night I was down at the Do Drop in   Talkin' to an old girlfriend   My little woman gave me a call   When I said hello she began to squall   Don't you lie to me, you're not alone   I'm right outside on my cellular phone       (Repeat chorus)       You better not make me have to come in there         (Repeat chorus)       You better not make me have to come in there