I'm writing a song all about you   A true song as real as my tears   But you've no need to fear it 'cause no one will hear it   'Cause sad songs and waltzes aren't selling this year      I'll tell all about how you cheated   I'd like for the whole world to hear   I'd like to get even with you 'cause you're leavin'   But songs and waltzes aren't selling this year      It's a good thing that I'm not a star   You don't know how lucky you are   Though my record may say it no one will play it   'Cause sad songs and waltzes aren't selling this year      Well it's a good thing that I'm not a star   And you don't know how lucky you are   Though my record may say it no one will play it   'Cause sad songs and waltzes aren't selling this year