He picked me up around a quarter to nine,   I was a little shocked that he was right on time.   He was really well mannered as he opened my door,   He seemed like the man I was looking for.   He took me to a fancy restaurant,   And told me to order anything I want.   I went to the bathroom and called a couple of friends,   And said: "Oh my god he's such a gentleman"   He want to have a good time,   Ass I was drinking his wine.   And then I started to feel really sleepy,   And he had this creepy look in his eyes.      [chorus 2x]   So don't touch me while I'm sleeping babe,   I just wake up and break your neck.   It won't be worth the costs you made,   Cause this will be the date you never forget.      I woke up in the morning about half past eight,   And I couldn't remember what happened to my date.   My stomach was boozy and it didn't feel right,   I couldn't recall a single thing from last night.   My best friend Suzie called me on the phone,   And said: "Girl you really had it going on".   If you could imagine the fucking look on my face,   When I finally realized I was a victim of date rape.   I went straight to his work and shoved his face to the wall,   "I hope you had a good time mother fucker, now it's time to say goodbye to your balls".      [chorus 2x]      The moral of the story, to make myself clear,   Is that all you rapist assholes better run with fear.   I would think twice before your next date,   Cause you'll just end up someone's bitch in cellblock eight.      [chorus]      So don't touch me while I'm sleeping babe,   I just wake up and break your neck.   So don't touch me while I'm sleeping babe,   I just wake up and break your neck.